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    Random Thoughts...humor

    COWS

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
    government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her calves to their stalls? But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.


    THE CONSTITUTION

    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


    THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
    courthouse........you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment

    What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it.

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    Re: Random Thoughts...humor

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    COWS

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
    government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her calves to their stalls? But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.



    [/ QUOTE ]

    The difference is that the cows can't vote illegally.
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    Re: Random Thoughts...humor

    Bob, that's the funniest comment I've ever read in here, I think! Unfortunately, so true!

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    Re: Random Thoughts...humor

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    COWS

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
    government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her calves to their stalls? But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.



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    The difference is that the cows can't vote illegally.

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    Don't be so fast with that comment till you check Appy's voter registrations. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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